9/11 jokes

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.