9/11 jokes
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
9/11.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.