9/11 jokes
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
9/11, 911, same thing.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.