9/11 jokes
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.