9/11 jokes
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.