72 jokes

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching.

The (DYM 72).

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.