a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
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What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
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When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Who're the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds
What's 72. 69 with 3 people watching.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
