12 Jokes

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. -- Which makes me an eighth theist.

i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round

just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest's basement.

A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

What's better then sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother

I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

who read the most words,

911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds

I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣

You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!" "No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."