11 jokes

Why was number 10 scared?

It was surrounded by 9/11.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.