11 jokes
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
New SCP has been found!
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.