
11 jokes
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
