11 jokes
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Memes
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.