11 jokes
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.