11 jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Memes
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.