I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
11 Jokes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Doin (DYM 11).
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
