11 jokes
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?