11 jokes
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.