11 jokes
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
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Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.