11 jokes

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!