11 jokes
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
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I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!