11 jokes
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
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Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.