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11 jokes

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Emo

  • What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

    The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

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    Pilot

  • People joking about 9/11.

    Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

    Oh.

    "Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

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    Mom

  • When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

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    Mama

  • At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

    At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

    At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

    At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

    Head

  • What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

    Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

    Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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