10 jokes
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
HARHARHAR
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."