10 jokes
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Memes
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Year 10 English.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.