10 jokes
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Biden did 9/10.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.