10 jokes
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Biden did 9/10.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Year 10 English.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."