10 Jokes

My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin

"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)

Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing: Ninga has ligma

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the man fired from the world trade center on september 10

that is just plain wrong

everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7 cuz 7 8 9 but why does 10 have ptsd

cuz it’s between 9/11

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out

All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid

Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11

Why do risky people have cats

So they have 10 live with them

ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"

6.7 and 8 are both scared of 10. but 10 is also scared. why was 10 nscarted?

because it was stuck between 9 and 11

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I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn't have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.

10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it

A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?

What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?

9/11 victim!

three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.