Worst Jokes Ever
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
Guys, I promise Iβm not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
I think itβs dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.