Worst Jokes Ever
I found this at school.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Recently my baby did this:
ππΌπΆπΌππΌ π½ π
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They donβt know what home base is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Q: Whatβs the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire π₯!
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I asked my now ex-boyfriend why heβs scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesnβt scratch, but he didnβt believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah π)
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another womanβs lipstick on his knuckles.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Politics.
The last two presidents of the US.