Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.