What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I am Paul Walker.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
