Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?

A cutting board.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA

ALAKBAR

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."