Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Suck my pp!
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
