Worst Jokes Ever
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Davin is a pedo.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Potato.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.