Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • Girl: "Daddy!"

    Father: "Do I love you?"

    Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

    Father: "Mhm!"

    Woman: "Daddy?"

    Father: "Of course?"

    Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

    Father: "Does God love children?"

    Boy: "Yessss..."

    Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

    A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

    Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.