Yo hairline is so bad it is worse then Vegeta's
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home i
kids in the backseat make accidents but accidents in the backseat make kids
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
The rapist is therapist
Lol
what do you call a Suicide bomber under the water?
answer: a bath bomb
I gave a bling kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer
Hairline got regeaxted
Is breath smell like 🍑
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
if you say slay in my coments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
Whats happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five
The tree leaves him hanging :)
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do u call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter its not coming anyways
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
