Worst Jokes Ever
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.