Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”

Did you laugh?