Worst Jokes Ever

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

What do you call a riot full of white people?

An avalanche.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.

Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?

Because they already 69'd.

What is Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked at least.

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!