Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
Worst Jokes Ever
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Where's your off button?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
