What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna Hang?
Why do orphans play gta,because they can’t be wanted
joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
Why are Orphans so bad at baseball
Because they don't know were home is
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
THE TWIN TOWERS
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
why cant a orphan see there parents. cuz there is mayo in his dick hole
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why don’t I like shafting.
It feels squishy.
Why are orphans so gay? They need to be more gay
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
If you want an orphan joke just look in a mirror
