Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.
The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.
With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.