Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.

I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?

Because they don't have father's and mother's days.

Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"

Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

"Our wedding video."

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?

A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.