Worst Jokes Ever
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.