Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Movie

    • Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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    • Poem

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

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    • Woman

    • What’s the difference between women and condoms?

    There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

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    • Daughter

    • Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"

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    • Baby

    • What's red and in a corner?

    A baby with a razor blade.

    What's green and in a corner?

    The same baby three weeks later.

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    • Suicide

    • I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

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    • Kid

    • Kid: I'm hungry.

    Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

    Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

    Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

    Nazi: Finally!

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    • Funeral

    • My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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