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my abortion

why did he not love anymore his battery died

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood

your so poor you stink like poo poo in your doo doo

Why was 7 afraid of 9, because he’s a registered six offender.

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

when i try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink

How do curcensize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why was six scared of seven — seven are nine

What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries

Climb high climb far Get high get far

So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we’re like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it’s not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can’t talk. They don’t know that I’m abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I’d get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH

Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China

What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises and a broken jaw?

Will you listen now?!?!?

You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!!!

Why is Donald trump president?So he can deport Mexicans to mexico

Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy… Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building

Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers

Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center



What do you call 3 people in a dark room? A p...o