Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Phone

  • Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

  • 14
  • Funeral

  • My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."

    So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.

  • 4
  • Midget

  • I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

  • 0
  • Wall

  • When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

  • 0
  • Rooster

  • A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

    Roosters don't lay eggs.

    Swing

  • Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Not Bob.

  • 5
  • Down Syndrome

  • This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

  • 0
  • Toaster

  • And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

  • 6