Like if you know someone emo
Take a step back... just like your hairline did
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor
What's the difference between and orphan and an apple? ...one gets picked
I called a suicidal hotline in iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct Tape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyCefA5wvlU
why can't orphans be gay? Chase they have no one to call daddy.
if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? Cuz it had better reflexes than the twn towers>
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why are tomates green. because they rot like your mum
what was Stephen hawkings favorite childhood song.......... the wheels on the chair go round and round
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides? A: When it's intersected by a plane!
what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
yor momy is so fat that when she went to the denitest theh wide wer the man sad one at a time
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones
