Worst Jokes Ever
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I'm about to cum!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
I'm the joke.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"