How do you stop a baby from drowning, Take your foot off it’s head.
What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs
What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)
When you try to close an google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by “ad closed by google.”