Worst Jokes Ever
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Women.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"