Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Worst Jokes Ever
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
pp hi
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
