Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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    • This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

    Students return: "Without payment?"

    The word "I die with many important problems."

    Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

    Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

    I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

    Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

    Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

    Joe: "Why do you say that?"

    Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

    Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

    Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

    Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

    My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

    How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.