What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itβs like to be wanted.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Tell who we are.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
