Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Steps to win a Nerf war:

Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.

Step 2. Load hollow points.

Step 3. Win!

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”

Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.