Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.

What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.

What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

What’s the difference between women and condoms?

There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.