Worst Jokes Ever

Why orphans dip their Oreos in water Because the Dad never came with the milk

Whats the difference between Jesus and and a picture of jesus

You can hang the picture with one nail

Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )

A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa

A women was in twin towers she orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza

my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back

What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?

A bipolarbear

Lol

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off

whatever happened to the emo (wrong answer only)

I made a web site for orphans there’s no home page

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."

what's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

apple has a family tree

The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat. I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.