Worst Jokes Ever
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.