"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
