Worst Jokes Ever
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
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Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?