Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Parents...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
