Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.