Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.