Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

What do you call a nun on a bike?

Virgin Mobile.

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?

A LYRICAL COOK!

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ICE.

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of chill flows.

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?