Worst Jokes Ever

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

Why do some kids have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

Why does this exist?

(6x9)+6+9=69

Hahah, funny joke!

Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?

Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!