I love balls bro so do u
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Your hairline is as non existent as your dad
Gigachad
one time i was my uncle he said to me to pass him the marble in the floor all i heard is my but claping with his sasuge
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld
Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
jo mama so fat she went outside and became to sun
This song is sus Because I’m happy CLAP along if u fell like happiness is the root What are u clapping
Why do u call a priest a father because calling them daddy would be too sus
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
nobody likes you because you are a orphan
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
any one remember the following
2 7 73 53
I'll give you time, figure it out
