I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

How many genders are there?

One women are property

what do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? your father.

whats is a mexicans favorite sport?? Cross country because they dont need to be in America Mexico was made for them

What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

When do you go at stop and stop when done I don’t know i’m not a pediphile

*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality

your gay except it

How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire? He won the F1 Wheelchair race

have you tryed eating a clock…its TIME CONSUMING

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, it wasn’t a very apealing experience.

Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:

Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it

( I would never do dat though I love pupies )

what do you call a amazing goat

a goat-zing

how many africans does it take to change a light

a water bottle

What did the kid with cancer say can- I see my mom one more time

My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.

In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.

In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.

What Do you Call a homosexual in a Coma?

A Fruit & a Vegetable

What’s the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don’t watch right and left before crossing the road.

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