Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn’t close his casket.

Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

Turns out Christopher was adopted.

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.