What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Worst Jokes Ever
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
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How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
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What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
