Worst Jokes Ever
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.