Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.