When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
Your forehead is so big your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name was Randy
what's the difference between me and a rapist? He forced her While i convinced her with a candy. she was just 7years old
why are americans good at rubix cubes there so good at separating colors
In my science class we were watching a video and for no reason at all it started talking about Black Lives Matter and my friend leaned over and whispered “white lives matter more”
so mungus
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
why cant orphans play baseball they cant hit an home run
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
Your forehead is so big your entire face is on your chin.
your hairline bent like the realetionship with your mom and dad
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
