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Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

What do most disabled people eat there arm

How many dead babies does take to paint a wall- depends how hard you throw them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? – “Quack, quack.”

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot

These are ear-retcal jokes…

Fail

My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.

Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it

what do you call link when he is hurt. a link to the cast

one day a in my class we were having dat good snacc, and one of my classmates choked on a cherrio. 1 small, single, ChErRio

I fell down yesterday

my life

kill me pls

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! Jk he hasn’t opened it yet

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A nnaaahhhga