Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Depression hits harder than my dad.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.