Worst Jokes Ever

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

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Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?

Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Where's the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...

He fell from a tower.

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.

Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?

Dad:

Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.

Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.

Me: "/"

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...