Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏