Worst Jokes Ever
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Paper.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.