Worst Jokes Ever
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
My anxiety has anxiety.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.