Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Woman

When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.

Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

Anxiety

My anxiety has anxiety.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Catholic

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

Incest

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

Huggy Wuggy

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

Difference

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

Racist

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.