Worst Jokes Ever
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.