Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.