Worst Jokes Ever
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"