Uranus

kirbsterZ

latest news a new planet has appered close to uranus

Trump

JHaria

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Kid

YOUR MOM

There was a new kid in my school the first thing the teacher said was me u the basement NOW

Kid

YOUR MOM

One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn’t know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation

Die

YOUR MUM

Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement

Legs

YOUR MOM

My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn’t my brother because he died of starvation in the basment

Trump

YOUR MOM

my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard

Mum

YOUR MOM

my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded

Trump

Mynameisjeff

I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who’s better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years

Blood

YOUR MOM

i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement

Kid

I'm in school

Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

Priest

YOUR MOM

When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room

Die

My name is jeff

Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

Kid

YOUR MOM

My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together

Nut

Anonymous

Why did the squirrel swim on its back. To keep its nuts dry

Light

YOUR MOM

how many kids does it take to change a light bulb apparently not 343646 because my basement is still as dark as yours

Box

Anonymous

Whats the dame about boxes and children. There both found in basements

Dad

Thierry

Why did ama cross the road

To find his dad

Boomerang

Thierry

Why does ama like boomerangs because they actually come back

Die

Thierry

Ama is a bitch I want him to die and kill him self