Ball

TittyTot

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.

Orphan

Anonymous

They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!

Titanic

Anonymous

Yo Mama is so FAT, It wasn’t an iceberg that sank it, She was called, “THE MAMABERG”

Orphan

Anonymous

I once went up to a orphan and they were crying and I asked where there parents are and they started crying more

Prison

thembalakhə

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot on prison

Woman

Anonymous

why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her

Air

Anonymous

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday

Hell

dadsepticeye

dadsepticeye is screaming in hell lol

Time

WhoIsThread?

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, “Come Again!”

The blonde says, “No, it’s toothpaste this time.”

Daughter

WhoIsThread?

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No…

Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No…

Boy: Good! Walks away

Life

WhoIsThread?

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww… Yes!!!

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Orphan

Anoyingdgeusvf

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

Guy

Calleb

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender fluid bisexual

Bar

FreezingTempest

Why do ghosts go to bars?

For the boos!

Michael Jackson

Flyin Hawaiian

Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off

Roast

Anonymous

you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.

Life

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Zoo

My grandfather has the heart of a lion…

… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Cut

TittyTot

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.