Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive

Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing

why are people from New York so bad at chess? < Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks)