Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy
Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!
My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
A guy is walking down the street, when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "looks like shit." Crouches down and smells it, "smells like shit." Sticks his finger in, tastes it, "tastes like shit." He then smiled and said, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it".
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT