Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.