Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: “There’s to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane.” The black guy throws his Jordan’s and says: “We have to many of these in our country” The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: “we have to many of these in our country” the white guys throws the Mexican and says: “We have to many of these in our country”
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”