Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.

A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"