Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.

They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!

Yo Mama is so FAT, It wasn’t an iceberg that sank it, She was called, “THE MAMABERG”

I once went up to a orphan and they were crying and I asked where there parents are and they started crying more

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot on prison

why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday

dadsepticeye is screaming in hell lol

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, “Come Again!”

The blonde says, “No, it’s toothpaste this time.”

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No…

Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No…

Boy: Good! Walks away

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww… Yes!!!

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender fluid bisexual

Why do ghosts go to bars?

For the boos!

Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off

you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion…

… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.