Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the equator
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in gta they aren't wanted
what is the difference between iphones and orphans. iphones have a home button
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan? Homeless.
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home.(Either that or Batman)
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement? Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out? Fat people jokes.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor? The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18. What is 9+10? 19. What is 9+11? -2996
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?
2023- my dad is a cop
1800- my dad owns your dad
"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans
