Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have rape-dungeons.
What cow can part water? Mooses
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is
I would say something funny but I would have to dig someone up
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
china unban google rn noOoOooOw
Why isn’t there a ballpit at Taco Bell? Because it’s hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?
Stop eating caterpillars
When I die, I want my body to be cremated. And fucked! Fucked really hard, papÃ!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old
my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school? Bye son! Get it? Bye son Bison
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.