It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
What the sigma?
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
