Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous
in Emo

Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach

Sonibany

What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I’ll chin you later

HotBabes
in Cop

What’s the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.

The Pig smells better

ur_MOM

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

Anonymous
in Forehead

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

Anonymous
in Hairline

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Anonymous
in Hairline

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Anonymous
in Hairline

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

kid toutcher orphan slayer
in Orphan

as a an orphan from every bag of chips is family size

kid toutcher orphan slayer
in Orphan

what do you call an orphans family photo a self portrait

kid toutcher orphan slayer
in Orphan

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one’s fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon

Monkey Man

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar foot longs

Anonymous
in Orphanage

Technoblade!

Please tell me you understand this…

Anonymous
in Orphan

ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-

FunnyChris😎

HEY THAT’S MY MILK!

FunnyChris😎
in Texas

God bless the shooting that happed

octavius

like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

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Bento

What do you call a dad without a dad joke, Dead.

Jack Sparrow

NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate

Bento
in Orphan

What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.