Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I'd tell a Luigi joke but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

Q .What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO? A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."

"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?