Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer

Anonymous
in Johnny Depp

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

Anonymous
in Music

I’d love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Anonymous
in Music

What’s the difference between Lana del Ray and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Nipple
in Music

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Anonymous
in Johnny Depp

What’s the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

why are priests called father? because it’s too sus to call them daddy!

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball

Cuz they don’t know where home is

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why dont orphans play baseball

Because they cant find home

Anonymous

what did the doctor say to the Chinese man

some ting wong

in Biden

If I’m racist for voting Trump, then you’re a pedophile for voting Biden.

Goofy
in Ball

They are hairy

octavius

your mama’s so fat when she sat on the toilet toilet said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me

octavius

your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.

octavius
in Dad

i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣

Anime_Fishy
in Orphan

Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk

Komodo
in Orphan

I say punch a orphan. What are they going to do tell their perants

KuraKookie
in Skeleton

Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his “FUNNY BONES!”

in Biden

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don’t know about you, but I think that’s a pretty big elephant in the room!