Hearing

Anonymous

wanna hear a joke its called me :|

Little Johnny

Shitty little johnny jokes

So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says “get the belt” Johnny says “why?” His mother says “im gonna spank you for failing” Johnny says “so just like daddy?” His father turns red knowing what they did last night

Hearing

hyden from biden:)

wanna hear a joke its called me :|

Man

Random

People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says “A Scratch, Your Arm is off your body!!”

Depression

the_stupid_one

Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings

Orphan

not a robot

What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?

GO HOME!

Paper

Someone who has less value than a pebble in society

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able. :/

Puns

Someone who has less value than a pebble in society

What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!

Difference

Anonymous

what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha

Orphan

Anonymous

I didn’t orphan never say home

Because they didn’t have one

Orphan

Anonymous

one day i asked my mom where kids came from— she said the man who went to the milk store

5 years later he came back— and left again

Woman

Anonymous

what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing you ain’t already told her twice.

Street

Joker

I sat down and wrote a joke

Head

Anonymous

5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed

One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said

We will give you a replacement

Suck

Bob

Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail

School

Bob

I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one

I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school

Life

Anonymous

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life. I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

Fat

Barry McCaulkner

Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

Prostitution

Anonymous

what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common

they’re both hookers

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a dog with no legs…

My asian neighbors dinner.