Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Reminder to all MAGA-hating Americans on this website:

TRUMP is YOUR PRESIDENT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

POV: WJE adds a tracking system into the explain bear.

US: Doesn't notice the change till he starts saying everyone's exact location.

It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Can we get rid of explain bear? He ruins every joke and insults people for no reason and is overall really retarded. Please get rid of him.

VOTE IN THE COMMENTS YES or NO

Explanation bear, why don't you like Trump? He is gonna be a good president to bring prices down and end all the wars with his negotiation skills!

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.