Worst Jokes Ever


hey 2001 just called. they want their towers back


What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.


in Orphan

knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr


what do white people and fences have in common? they both get jumped by mexicans


Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.

Mr.big Mack

in Hairline

Man you hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the months to the end


in Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Apples get picked…


1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital


what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company


what do you call an indian that came home late a crufue muncher

Sad Sad Sarah

What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Sad Sad Sarah

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Sad Sad Sarah

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

Sad Sad Sarah

A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.

The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.

The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.

"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.

The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."


in Kid

One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."


in Orphan

why can't a orphan be a criminal cuz they aint wanted


in Emo

what do you call a flat chested emo? a cutting board