Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white. And they don't think Europe is a country.
Walking with a friend the in the dark is better than walking alone in the in the light
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a ' error
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesnât know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it says like that because I canât deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard...
Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What is better, autism or down syndrome
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
are you a razor? cause you make me red
are you a mental hospital? cause I need to be in you
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter"
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home
Whatâs the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually donât live to tell the tale
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date? Hi, nice to meet you
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said thatâs a common reaction to pepper spray.
