Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I’ll chin you later
What’s the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
as a an orphan from every bag of chips is family size
what do you call an orphans family photo a self portrait
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one’s fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this…
ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-
HEY THAT’S MY MILK!
God bless the shooting that happed
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
What do you call a dad without a dad joke, Dead.
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.