How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
POV: WJE adds a tracking system into the explain bear.
US: Doesn't notice the change till he starts saying everyone's exact location.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
"Explain Bear, others are trying to get rid of you behind your back. What do you have to say to them?"
yo, explain, bear, how powerful would you rank yourself in all of existence?
Explain bear insults everybody.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Hello, explain bear.