I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
I’d love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What’s the difference between Lana del Ray and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What’s the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Cuz they don’t know where home is
Why dont orphans play baseball
Because they cant find home
what did the doctor say to the Chinese man
some ting wong
They are hairy
your mama’s so fat when she sat on the toilet toilet said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me
your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
I say punch a orphan. What are they going to do tell their perants
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his “FUNNY BONES!”