I’m Clueless. By M.T Head
how many times do you nut? it depends how hard you do it.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car 🚗 and drive all over? Time to get in trouble
What is your favourite name
What time is it when you can smell smoke 💨 inside? Time to get outside
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk
What is a cow 🐮 that does magic? A smart cow 🐄
What time is it when you say wake up? It is morning
What is your favourite time of day
What is a nut 🥜 that says what is your favourite name? A magic nut 🥜
My brothers kept annoying me. I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up. It was an empty threat - right after I was done
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
I looked at my daughter, I told her what’s wrong.
She said, I wasn’t being a daddy to her, until…
There was a woman, with me, sitting. I had to leave until she pointed at something, it was, my butt. I was confused until, it was her turn. Of, Truth or Dare.