I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
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What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
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I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
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im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
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I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
