Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"