Worst Jokes Ever
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."
Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.