Worst Jokes Ever
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."