deku: hey todroki are you done with your Halloween costume todo: yes*comes out in a macaroni outfit deku:wha- im todoroni bakugo:omfg im out blows up ua

This my first joke on here I know it sucks. I tried.

your forehead so big that if i drew an H on it kobe could have landed there

I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.

why cant orphans have sex BECAUSE they have no one to call daddy

Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn’t back off he asked her name. “Carmen,” she replied. That’s a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

“Who named you, your mother?”

"No, I named myself, she answered.

“Oh, that’s interesting. Why Carmen?”

“Because I like cars, and I like men,” she said looking directly into his eyes. “So what’s your name?” she asked.

‘BJ Titsngolf’

joe mama

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes. What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers? Mr. Mime! [Most liked joke in worldwide]

One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. “Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!” the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. “Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?” the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. “Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?” the man asked. The nun replied, “Okay, only one thing.” “What would you like?” asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. “How about a little gin?” the man concluded. “Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don’t see what I’m drinking?” asked the nun. “Fine,” the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. “Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?” asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. “Don’t tell me that damn nun is out there again!” the bartender said.

What is the difference between a orphan and a apple???

Apples get picked😘

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!

Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Your hair line is so back your mom can’t cut it

Today a girl asked me do how big is your dick so I said how big is your pussy and she said come over to my house and find out

What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan

The apple gets picked

What’s a skeletons favourite instrument?

The trom-BONE

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because their a big cheetah

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is

I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn’t really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.

when your wife take 30mins to get ready. me: takes five mins. me: hun YOU DONE YET!!!