It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
guys should i do it? you know what i mean.
why did the chicken cross the road? to visit the idiot. knock knock whos there? the chicken the chicken who? *silence*
how to do this
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye idea!
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
what should we want? racecars when should we want them? NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”
What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?!
CUNT!!!
Why are black women dating white men? So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father
