Worst Jokes Ever

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?

"We’ve got a runner!"

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.

My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

What do you call a white man that can dance?

A faggot.

What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met

Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?

Neither of them get old.

Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?

Jew-piter.

The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.

Why can't Asians golf?

Because they can't drive.

The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."

He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."

“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”

Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”

Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"

Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.