Worst Jokes Ever

Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!

Why can’t fish play basketball . Cause they are scared of the net

Balls are balls aka dicks

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't hit a home run

Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed

Like if your bestfriend has a dog

Ur hairline is so big it's bigger than ur the universe.

Yo hair line is so far back that it was there before the big bang happened.

Yo hair line is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

why did the orphan cross the road? not to get home, that's for sure.

Why did orphan become famous because they said go big or go home

yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll

What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions

why does micheal jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.