Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...

Morbid jokes

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

Woman

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with โ€˜a man once said.โ€™

Morbid jokes

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

Woman

When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.

Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

Anxiety

My anxiety has anxiety.

Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?

A. A police officer.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Catholic

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.