Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

Why does a gay man with a very large dick allow a gay man that is born physically handicapped ♿ to suck his very large dick friends don’t allow friends 🙂 to go hungry

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!

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Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.

Nure: Laughs

Kid: Why are you laughing?

Nurse: When I get OLDER.

Proceeds to laugh.

when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: “looks like I am going back to the future!”

I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus

What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman

[ chatting with a stranger on the internet ]

Me : Hi, how are you?

A stranger : I’m fine, hbu?

Me : I’m good

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chatting with a stranger on the internet Me : Hi, How are you? A stranger : I’m fine, hbu? Me : I’m good 🤷‍♂️

What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah’s Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn’t forgiven him

Why did the indin man eat a cow? BECUSE he wanted to be fat like one

Why did you indin man eat a cow BECUSE he wanted to be fat

Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers

Did you know some people don’t put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show there depression and feeling

I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF😅🤣😂