Worst Jokes Ever
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.