Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.