Worst Jokes Ever
what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with โa man once said.โ
what do you call a downie superhero? chromo-doner
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
My anxiety has anxiety.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.