Why do science jokes usually get no reaction? Because they’re so BORON!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt because he wanted it to smell good
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Y can’t a orphan play base ball
Becuse he can’t find home
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? moooooooo my secret is that it’s pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime
Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song joke
icebergie is a randy
moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? because it was a skoose
yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
why did the alligator see a crocodile? because it ate too much humans and he was sick
Arent I beary good
Arent I badly good
nok nok who is there poo poo who? hey i need ta go poooooooooooppp
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, “I’m trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it’s supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown.” Her husband then said, “honey those are frosted flakes.”
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Spppppp
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