Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder. Midget: Hey! What’s up? Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
6 Germans walk into a BAR... and only three walk out.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
what is rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor
what does rapboat and caseoh have in common? They're both chubby