i have a body count 7

i like chips

i’m pregnant

HOE

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs

penis i like penis

Your so fat that I run around you for exercise

If a white cop had a black dick would he beat it to death

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Bc they miss Mother’s Day and Fathers day

What did one nut say to the other? ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

I am a registered sex offender im just playing i’m not registered yet

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied “that’s your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!” The guy said “no, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!” The cashier says “that fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!” Guy says “I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!” Then another guy gets in line and says “I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse’s ass…no wonder he was always the butt of all jokes!”

There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…fuck, I never actually learned shit!”

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

yesterday i saw a “womans rights” book in the library so i put it in the fiction section and got kicked out

Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough

Because they got plain