Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.