Why do science jokes usually get no reaction? Because they’re so BORON!

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt because he wanted it to smell good

Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!

Y can’t a orphan play base ball

Becuse he can’t find home

If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? moooooooo my secret is that it’s pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime

Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song joke

icebergie is a randy

moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? because it was a skoose

yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

why did the alligator see a crocodile? because it ate too much humans and he was sick

Arent I beary good

Arent I badly good

nok nok who is there poo poo who? hey i need ta go poooooooooooppp

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, “I’m trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it’s supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown.” Her husband then said, “honey those are frosted flakes.”

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

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