Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Twin Towers

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Twin Towers

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Disabled

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

Ummmm 67.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

French

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

Homeless

One day I was walking next to a home less man and he was eating grass I asked him if he was hungry he said yes I said follow me you should of seen his face when I showed him my back yard 😂😂😂😂

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Twin Towers

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Relationship

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Dolphin

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

Infidelity

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

Incest

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

Incest

Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

With their brother.