Worst Jokes Ever

in Drug

i always say no to drugs but considering that im talking to them rn i probably already said yes

Mr.Funny man
in Emo

what is a fun game for an emo kid.

tug o war with a tree

Mr.Funny man
in Orphan

a kid went to visit his bully and he says “hows your face” and the kid says “hows your parents” and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

NoW I HaVe ThE milK pUtA

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan

The apple always gets picked

Ur mum
in Forehead

I wasn’t looking at you, ur big forehead was distracting me

Anonymous
in Orphan

why can’t orphans play baseball cause they can’t find home

Anonymous

Getting ready for gangbang

Anonymous

why did the topless woman shout ‘stop raping us’?

because she was uneducated

Anonymous
in Fat

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you

Dez nuts

if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything

dark jokes
in Orphan

what do you call a photo of an orphan a

family photo

Anonymous
in Jesus

Jesus was the one who created the t pose. not fortnite

Anonymous

why did stephen die so early. he didn’t use lone lasting batteries

wht
in Emo

IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?

ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo

My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t

funni boi
in Orphan

why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find home

Anonymous
in Orphan

I smacked an orphan. what are they going to do tell their parents

Anonymous

What gun can’t you find in Africa l

A water gun