Worst Jokes Ever

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

Yo mama so fat then when she went on the scale it showed her phone number

Yo mama so fat then when thanos snapped his fingers she was still their