why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door-------------------------he was dressing
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
This is not a joke
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Guys to Wind The Clock up
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He’s a pain in the ass.
what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint
How do you think the unthinkable? An ithberg
Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
I’m Clueless. By M.T Head
how many times do you nut? it depends how hard you do it.