Cheetah

Anonymous

Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests because

It all ways Cheeted

Cheetah

Anonymous

How did Jenson lose agenst a Cheetah because

He was a Cheetah

Cheetah

jenson

why is ollie so boring he plays bord

Cheetah

jenson

why did the cheetah go to school to be a cheetah.

Orphan

area school kid

why cant orphans go to costco because its a family shop

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what’s so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don’t come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what’s funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I’m done with school for a lifetime.

Parachute

Maverick

If your parachute doesn’t work, don’t worry. You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

Madness

Anonymous

Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut

Blue

Homo Simpson

Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo

Orphan

Aiden

Why are orphas always sad because there parents are not there to chear them up

Orphan

Emma <3

why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

Bartender

Anonymous

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a “get well soon” card with each one of them!

Jack and Jill

MrBeast6000

Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing

Legs

“Oh waiter! Waiter!”

“Yes sir?”

“Do you have frog’s legs?”

“Why yes”

“Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”

Bullying

Anonymous

GET A LIFE DUM DUMS!

says the fucking moron.

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked “how many of you guys are trump fans?” since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, “why are you being different again Johnny…” so little Johnny says “well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!” so then the teacher responds with “well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?” well little Johnny says, “a trump fan!”

Report

Anonymous

what did stephen hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter, beep boop beep beep boop.