Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!