Worst Jokes Ever
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
I have a crush on my sister!
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.