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Priest

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

Man

Anonymous

Why does a gay man with a very large dick allow a gay man that is born physically handicapped ♿ to suck his very large dick friends don’t allow friends 🙂 to go hungry

Priest

Anonymous

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

Girl

Eric Brown

When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!

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Kid

A Bad Person Lol

Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.

Nure: Laughs

Kid: Why are you laughing?

Nurse: When I get OLDER.

Proceeds to laugh.

Time

Anonymous

when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: “looks like I am going back to the future!”

Man

DEEZ NUTS

I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus

Adult

Anonymous

What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman

Stranger

Polanco Dona

[ chatting with a stranger on the internet ]

Me : Hi, how are you?

A stranger : I’m fine, hbu?

Me : I’m good

🤷‍♂️

Stranger

Polanco Dona

chatting with a stranger on the internet Me : Hi, How are you? A stranger : I’m fine, hbu? Me : I’m good 🤷‍♂️

Prostitution

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah’s Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion

Offensive

Anonymous

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.

Difference

Pc virus of laughter

Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

Fire

Anonymous

I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

Fly

Anonymous

why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn’t forgiven him

Fat

Anonymous

Why did the indin man eat a cow? BECUSE he wanted to be fat like one

Fat

Anonymous

Why did you indin man eat a cow BECUSE he wanted to be fat

Bad

Anonymous

Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers

Depression

HAHA im laughing on the outside dieing on the inside

Did you know some people don’t put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show there depression and feeling

Sister

Funny joke master

I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF😅🤣😂