Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
You're really special. But the R in special is silent.
Q. Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians? A. He thought they tasted funny.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
