Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans sex, because they have no one to call daddy

German

How do you say Brazier in German?

Stop em’ from flopp’n (German accent)

Darkness

Anonymous

Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.

Wood

Lauren 💜💜

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you

Puns

Lauren 💜💜

If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl

He fell for her

Stop

Anonymous

Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?

A. By using her equal strength

Boot

Anonymous

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children’s beds?

A: Garry Glitters boots.

Hand

Johnny

Man: I’m here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don’t get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that’s me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I’m really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you’re hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won’t do you wrong. I’ll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This… This is a photography job right? Employer: No… this is a job employment for man hunting.

Orphan

Pleaae read

Why do orphans live pm the street

They don’t parents to put a roof over there head

Blue

Anonymous

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.

Gender

Calleb

I was just fine being bisexual…. Now I’m gender fluid…… great……

Number

#OLEIN

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he’s done since he’s come in. Ole’s at the wheel, man. He’s doing it. He’s doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

Orphan

Your mom

I went to the orphanage and yelled your mama jokes

From your mom

Yo mama

My worst joke yet

Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars

Orphan

Anonymous

why cant the orphan play baseball because he does not know where home is

Difference

Donovan is cool

lucas is bronze 1 in RL