Little Johnny

Sean Simmons

Little johnny’s dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off. *What was that dad?" Asked lil johnny. “oh just a bug.” Said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny’s face he then says. “That bug sure had a big dick didn’t he?”

Sister

Makayla Southers

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape… Just sitting there torn up… Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds… It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer… They still haven’t found him yet… I’m really good at hide and seek!

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Fat

Willy wonky

What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?

Legs

ROAB_EPIC

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it

Pterodactyl

ROAB_EPIC

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? A. Because it has a silent pee

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Girl

Anonymous

Hi hi hi

Rabbit

Anonymous

Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping! Because he was dead.

Adoption

Shit starter

You are adopted

No cap No one loves you

Bye

Test

Jeff the roster

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF

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Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home

Gun

cds nuts

i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer

Orphan

Anonymous

what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked

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Cry

Anonymous

Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried

Check

Anonymous

Is butt check one word or do I have to spread it

Orphan

Anonymous

if an orphan got hit will they do tell there parents.

Dad

Anonymous

what do you call a dad in the mirror?

( Your imagination )

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Offensive

your mom

yo mammas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store

Stand

Anonymous

Stephen hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people😳😳😳😳😳😳what did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy