yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
why did the alligator see a crocodile? because it ate too much humans and he was sick
Arent I beary good
Arent I badly good
nok nok who is there poo poo who? hey i need ta go poooooooooooppp
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, “I’m trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it’s supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown.” Her husband then said, “honey those are frosted flakes.”
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Hi how are you busy busy today and I have to
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔️
I love riding my bike 🚲
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
I love silly jokes
What is bad? A nut allergy
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary
What do you call a fish with no I A fshhhhhh
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies