yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

why did the alligator see a crocodile? because it ate too much humans and he was sick

Arent I beary good

Arent I badly good

nok nok who is there poo poo who? hey i need ta go poooooooooooppp

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, “I’m trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it’s supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown.” Her husband then said, “honey those are frosted flakes.”

Hi how are you busy busy today and I have to

What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔️

I love riding my bike 🚲

Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight

I love silly jokes

What is bad? A nut allergy

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?

What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary

What do you call a fish with no I A fshhhhhh

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies