What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
ugh i hate anons there so anonnoying
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”