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German

person

what do you call a blind german…a not-see

Die

Techworks

Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed

Nut

a local comedian

why did the hooker quit her job?

she had a nut allergy

Orphan

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.

Orphan

ALYA

GWEN ARE YOU DEAD??? IF NOT I AM ALYA THANKS FOR ALWAYS STANDING UP FOR ME!!!

Orphan

Anonymous

How. Do you make a orphans hands bleed

Jou tel him clap jor hands antil your mum coms

Morning

Edivicsunsunday

I was checking my shoe in my dad’s wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap

Morning

Edivicsunsunday.

Daddy good morning pls I want too but davido second hand towel 2.5millio

Man

Anonymous

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a christian nationalist he gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation

People

Anonymous

what’s the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down

Bar

Anonymous

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah’s Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men’s restroom at a gay bar

Orphan

ALYA AND JKMASTER

TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

Dirtiness

camron

what do you call a dirty mexican? A chulo

Heart

Anonymous

health commercials be like:

serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH

Orphan

Aiden!

Orphan joke protest idea

Friend

Anonymous

Friend: wana hear a joke

other Friend: sure

Friend: pussy

other Friend: i dont get it

Friend: and you never will

Man

Unknown

Hi gwen how is life!

A.Bad, lame, and suckish

B. Good, awesome and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I’m guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man your such an asshole!

Prostitution

Anonymous

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them

Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a stoner and a mexican Stoners have papers