Little johnny’s dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off. *What was that dad?" Asked lil johnny. “oh just a bug.” Said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny’s face he then says. “That bug sure had a big dick didn’t he?”

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape… Just sitting there torn up… Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds… It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer… They still haven’t found him yet… I’m really good at hide and seek!

What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? A. Because it has a silent pee

Hi hi hi

Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping! Because he was dead.

You are adopted

No cap No one loves you

Bye

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF

Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home

She (DYM 110)

i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer

what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked

Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried

Is butt check one word or do I have to spread it

if an orphan got hit will they do tell there parents.

what do you call a dad in the mirror?

( Your imagination )

yo mammas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store

Stephen hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people😳😳😳😳😳😳what did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy