what do you call a blind german…a not-see

Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed

why did the hooker quit her job?

she had a nut allergy

What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.

GWEN ARE YOU DEAD??? IF NOT I AM ALYA THANKS FOR ALWAYS STANDING UP FOR ME!!!

How. Do you make a orphans hands bleed

Jou tel him clap jor hands antil your mum coms

I was checking my shoe in my dad’s wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap

Daddy good morning pls I want too but davido second hand towel 2.5millio

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a christian nationalist he gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation

what’s the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah’s Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men’s restroom at a gay bar

TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

what do you call a dirty mexican? A chulo

health commercials be like:

serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH

Orphan joke protest idea

Friend: wana hear a joke

other Friend: sure

Friend: pussy

other Friend: i dont get it

Friend: and you never will

Hi gwen how is life!

A.Bad, lame, and suckish

B. Good, awesome and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I’m guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man your such an asshole!

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them

what is the difference between a stoner and a mexican Stoners have papers