Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh? Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
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What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
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What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
tripadvisor.com
A llahu Aks into a bar...
And it blows up!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget? A ventriloquist
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of tittys.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
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What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
