Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals? Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

i can’t take my dog to the park anymore. why? the ducks keep trying to eat him. why would they do that? because he’s pure-bread.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games

I got written up on 'Take Your Daughter To Work Day.' Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”

Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

I went fishing with my grandpa and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun. A black man said where are the young ones.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

What does a abled bodied bisexual male that is a politician have in common with a physically disabiled gay male that is a sex worker?

If you give $125.00 to both of them they will take turns giving blowjobs to five abled bodied gay men that are well endowed inside the men's restroom at a rest area