What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped? My dick.
devora malka, the nora school, silver springs maryland also known as opal
Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history? Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer? Helen Killer
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I told one of my friends your the reason why gene pools have lifeguards
on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy
Be careful everybodying, I have red dot on my foreheading so I can recording everybodying!
Trying to find good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out
If a baby dies in the womb , is it considered suicide?
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Americans leave without saying goodbye and Russians say goodbye without leaving
Yo mama so fat I have to take a train 2 buses and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout , DOWN SYNDROME!
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage
Why did the chicken cross the road...
Because KFC was offering free seeds
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
