Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous
in Depression

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren’t

Box3d
in Emo

I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan’t to play Rocket League? I’m on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Jeff Bezos
in Orphan

Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "

Anonymous

I’m a little piss baby! -dream

Anonymous

Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?

Anonymous

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

TK

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.”

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.”

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"

Anonymous
in Emo

anyone up for some fortnite?

Anonymous
in War

women need to be in the kitchen

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan

The apple always gets picked

Anonymous
in Koala

Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree

Yourdadsgonesigh
in Roast

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child Student: sorry to hear Teacher:is anyone missing today Student: Your parents

Yourdadsgonesigh
in Jesus

God is fake

Yourdadsgonesigh
in Emo

If you drop an emo out and a piece of paper out of a tree you know what will hit the floor first. The paper because the rope will stop the emo

Pls like
in Orphan

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn’t go on a fiend trip u know why Parent signature:_________

in Farm

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

-Where’e my tractor?!

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower. One is beautiful

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s a difference between a orphan and an apple. One gets picked

Amber Heard’s Morning Routine

Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed