My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren’t
Worst Jokes Ever
I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan’t to play Rocket League? I’m on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.”
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.”
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
anyone up for some fortnite?
women need to be in the kitchen
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan
The apple always gets picked
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child Student: sorry to hear Teacher:is anyone missing today Student: Your parents
God is fake
If you drop an emo out and a piece of paper out of a tree you know what will hit the floor first. The paper because the rope will stop the emo
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn’t go on a fiend trip u know why Parent signature:_________
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
-Where’e my tractor?!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower. One is beautiful
What’s a difference between a orphan and an apple. One gets picked
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed