Orphan

Anonymous

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions

Onions was such a good dog

Police

stephan hawking

how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard

Shoulder

Anonymous

What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder

Kobe

Anonymous

What’s Kobe Bryant’s Favorite Rapper, NLE Choppa

Cry

Anonymous

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions

Onions was such a good dog

Orphan

Anonymous

what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan

a selfie

Fat

Anonymous

What do you call a fat woman that prays?

A holy cow.

Orphan

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY😩

Dude

Anonymous

Hi dude

Bar

Anomonomymus

So Steven Hawking wake into a bar… Just kidding

Computer

Anonymous

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

Common

Anonymous

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud

Dad

Anonymous

I’m in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don’t have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.

Orphan

Im not ur dad

Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one

German

Happy hitman

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her

Orphan

Anonymous

Why orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.

Orphan

ig @m1.24z_

What does an orphan call a family picture Answer: a selfie

Orphan

Showy smite

My friend walk down street, wee wee on car

Someone

Anonymous

Someone asks a question Who Who asked Booom ur done xxx