Website

Anonymous

My favorite website

Die

Noah

Time for a random Terraria joke

Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Die

Noah

Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Star

Anonymous

What is a porn star’s favourite potato crisp flavour…

prawn COCKtail

Throw

Anonymous

why is a pro fighter like a fisher

They both can throw a hook

Orphan

idk

why cant orphans play baseball cause they don’t know where home is

School

Blind Bus Driver That Swim

What is yellow and does not float well?

A School Bus

Tree

Anonymous

Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.

Twin

Anonymous

Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin? Yeah Helen ate her in the womb.

School

Anonymous

Q:Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: anywhere she was home schooled

School

Anonymous

Q:Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: anywhere she was homeschooled

Hearing

Anonymous

Wanna hear a joke

you

People

Anonymous

Knock, Knock Who’s There Covid Covid-Who The thing that killed half a billion people

People

Sup

Knock, Knock Who’s There Covid Covid-Who The thing that killed half a billion people

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night’s alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that’s my son and so he Yank on it

Nut

Anonymous

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they´d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

Last Word

Anonymous

Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

Game

Noah

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

Roll

Anonymous

These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away