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Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Someone asked me if I’ve ever tried to kill myself. I responded, “Absolutely. A few times actually. I’m just not very good at it.”

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.

How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do tell their parents on you? Lol

I went on a one in a life time vacation never again

What is a animal that is always at a baseball game?

A bat🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇

What’s the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won’t eat broccoli

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account

What does 1nan + 1nan= 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans

What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?

A striped sweater.

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache? I moustache you a question

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of…

Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye

Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye

How do we know that the ocean is friendly??? It waves