I started crying when my dad was chopping onions

Onions was such a good dog

how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard

What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder

What’s Kobe Bryant’s Favorite Rapper, NLE Choppa

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions

Onions was such a good dog

what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan

a selfie

What do you call a fat woman that prays?

A holy cow.

Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY😩

Hi dude

So Steven Hawking wake into a bar… Just kidding

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud

Feminism

I’m in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don’t have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.

Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her

Why orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.

What does an orphan call a family picture Answer: a selfie

My friend walk down street, wee wee on car

Someone asks a question Who Who asked Booom ur done xxx