Why can’t orphans sex, because they have no one to call daddy


How do you say Brazier in German?

Stop em’ from flopp’n (German accent)



Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.


Lauren 💜💜

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you


Lauren 💜💜

If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl

He fell for her



Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?

A. By using her equal strength



What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children’s beds?

A: Garry Glitters boots.



Man: I’m here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don’t get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that’s me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I’m really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you’re hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won’t do you wrong. I’ll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This… This is a photography job right? Employer: No… this is a job employment for man hunting.


Pleaae read

Why do orphans live pm the street

They don’t parents to put a roof over there head



How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.



I was just fine being bisexual…. Now I’m gender fluid…… great……



Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he’s done since he’s come in. Ole’s at the wheel, man. He’s doing it. He’s doing his thing. Man United are BACK.


Your mom

I went to the orphanage and yelled your mama jokes

From your mom

Yo mama

My worst joke yet

Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars



why cant the orphan play baseball because he does not know where home is


Donovan is cool

lucas is bronze 1 in RL