We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It is pasture your bed time

What do you call a black person?

Black

Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?

Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.

Why can’t Homosexuals get car insurance?

they’ve been rear ended too many times.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because, they can’t find home!

Daughter: Dad, what’s your opinion on abortions?

Dad: Ask your sister

Daughter: But I don’t have a sister

Dad: Exactly

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

why did the kid go in the guys van

answer: he thought he was being adopted

This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!

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Chuck Norris is so immortal Even he killed death.

at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom

Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?

The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream because he got hit by a truck

knock knock. whos there? Europe. Europe who? no im not a poo your a poo.

Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg? Her dog was blind too.

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out…

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping. A dino-snore!!!

why do midgets laugh when they run the grass tickles their balls