What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
“ the boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls so he fingered his female cat”
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
How do you make a lesbian upset Give her a multiplication test
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue And if you're my friend I'll be there till the end
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it and the obituary
Your mama is so nasty. She showed up to red lobster with her own crabs.
What comes after 69 Period
Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
