Sike I Lied your dick is dry

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket… Because they ate all the bats

orphans r cool

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can feel wanted

How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke it for people to like your joke ,but you know you’ll just be a failure at that as well,

What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once

What’s the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn’t Sooner

I’ve got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It’s always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.” 7 What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea

my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper

What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.

What do you call an orphans home. No home.

Your forhead is so big you could have put a H for kobe to land on

why would and orphan kill his family, because they weren’t there