Yours jokes
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.