Yours jokes
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Did you adopt your dog?
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Your (DYM 146).
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.