Yours jokes
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
SHrek
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.