Yours jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Your mom is a mom!
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call your kids?
Your mom gay.
You're tiny!
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
You're a bish, and you are too!
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
You're so hot!
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.