Yours jokes
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Your hairline goes back to China.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.