Yours jokes
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.