Yours jokes
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Your mom gay.
You're tiny!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your name?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite name?
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Your mom is a joke.