Yours jokes
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your hairline looks like a car!
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.