Yours jokes

Beans, your mum is fat!

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Did you adopt your dog?

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

Your future.

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Candis.

Candis who?

Candis nuts fit in your mouth?