Yours jokes
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your face.
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Your mom is a joke.
How was your day, Freshfry?
your (DYM 51)
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."