Yours jokes

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

You're an orphan.

You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

–Pluto.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Your mom!

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.