Yours jokes

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

What am I doing?

Your mom.

I think you're eggcellent!

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

You're homeless, you orphan!

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.