Yours jokes
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
You're so hot!
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
How was your day, Freshfry?
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.