Yours jokes
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"