Yours jokes
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth π"
Memes
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Your mum gay.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.