Yours jokes
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
You fighting? More like you're dying!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.