Yours jokes
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Memes
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!