Yours jokes
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Just ask your dad.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Make like your hairline and scram!