Yours jokes
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.