Yours jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.