Yours jokes
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!