Yours jokes
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
My dick is longer than your life.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
You and your mom.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"