Yours jokes
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Bluey
Your life, that's all.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."