Yours jokes

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Comment your favorite sport.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?

The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”

And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!