Yours jokes
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your face makes onions cry.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.