Yours jokes
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
When he figures out your 12:
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"