Yours jokes
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.