Yours jokes
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Memes
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!