Yours jokes
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.