Yours jokes
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Who would've known?
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.