Yours jokes

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.