Yours jokes
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.