Yours jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Your hairline goes back to China.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.