Yours jokes
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Your dad is gone.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.