Shoelace jokes

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

How did Hitler tie his shoes?

He tied them in little Nazis.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks!

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

Into little Nazis.