You're jokes
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.