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Forehead

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When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Mama

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Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Mum

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Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"