You're jokes

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

I ate all of your mommy's orphans.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

Because he needs to pick your balls.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for ya?

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*