You're jokes
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
What does your head come out of... your brain?
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Your (DYM 146).
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Your future.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your (DYM 13).
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...