You're jokes
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Beans, your mum is fat!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Your mom gay.
You're tiny!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your name?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite name?