You're jokes
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
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Your love life.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Up your butt with a coconut!
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.