You're jokes

What time is it when dogs get hurt?

Time to take your dog to the vet!

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

Carly (😟): What's wrong?

Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...

Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???

Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.

Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.

Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"